The Best Ridiculous Conversation I've Had In Months

Shan: wait
Shan: whats this
Shan: about film critics
Shan: watching pirates?
Gwynnie: hahaha
Gwynnie: my roommates
Gwynnie: were watching it
Shan: is it a good movie?
Gwynnie: i didn't watch
Gwynnie: the dialogue sounded
Gwynnie: hilariously bad though
Gwynnie: "LICK IT"
Gwynnie: loll
Shan: you have something against porn?
Shan: you think it's crude and disgusting?
Gwynnie: um, yes?
Shan: you know who else was considered crude and disgusting?
Shan: shakespear
Gwynnie: ?
Shan: but his themes of lust, love, and forbidden desire
Shan: withstood the test of time
Shan: so in 100 years
Shan: pirates
Shan: will be studied
Shan: in calsses
Gwynnie: i have no problem with sex on camera
Gwynnie: if it's tasteful
Gwynnie: however
Gwynnie: "tasteful" porn
Gwynnie: is pretty much an oxymoron
Shan: that's called erotic love stories actually
Shan: ....or so i'm told
Gwynnie: i see
Gwynnie: PALASH IS LYING
Gwynnie: he is giggling
Gwynnie: over skype
Gwynnie: and i was like
Gwynnie: .......................
Shan: gwynnie
Shan: that
Shan: is
Shan: DISGUSTING
Shan: i'm APPALLED
Gwynnie: I DON'T WANT TO FILM IT
Gwynnie: I'M APPALLED
Gwynnie: palash isn't getting any for a month.
Shan: STOP TELLING ME THIS STUFF
Shan: BOTH OF YOU
Shan: WHAT IS THE MATTERWITH YOU TWO?
Shan: DONT YOU HAVE ANY DECENCY ?
Shan: ><
Gwynnie: we're both cracking up
Gwynnie: it's like
Gwynnie: my reaction
Gwynnie: to your twss
Gwynnie: comments
Gwynnie: except
Gwynnie: much more funny
Gwynnie: =D
Shan: :'(
Gwynnie: innocent smile
Gwynnie: i am still very innocent, don't worry shan
Shan: and all neelaysh can say is, porn stars should be good looking if they want to film sex
Shan: ><
Shan: you all are crazy
Gwynnie: ...
Gwynnie: are you copying all this to neelaysh?
Shan: um have you not met me?
Shan: i do that all the time
Gwynnie: facepalm
Shan: you know what
Shan: i can't keep track of talking to all of you
Gwynnie: hahaha
Gwynnie: well
Shan: im just going to put this entire conversation
Gwynnie: that is your fault
Shan: on a blogpost
Gwynnie: ..........
Shan: published!
Gwynnie: headdesks repeatedly
Gwynnie: damn you.
Gwynnie: damn you to bad luck with girls for eternity.
Shan: NO
Shan: NO
Shan: NONONONONO
Shan: WHO TOLD YOU TO SAY THAT
Shan: YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Shan: WHAT THAT MEANS
Shan: TAKE IT BACK
Gwynnie: no.
Gwynnie: i refuse
Shan: :'(
Shan: you don't understand
Shan: how bad that is
Shan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shan: MY LUCK
Shan: IS ALL THATS KEPT ME GOING
Shan: ASK ANYONE
Gwynnie: haha
Shan: MY LUCK IS MY LIFELINE
Gwynnie: then you have to take down
Gwynnie: the blogpost
Shan: fine
Shan: its deleted
Shan: take it back!
Gwynnie: i'll check
Gwynnie: but
Gwynnie: you can't put it back up either
Shan: fine!
Gwynnie: alright
Gwynnie: i reinstate your luck with girls
Shan: phew
Shan: close one
Shan: my entire dating life
Shan: is basically just luck
Shan: there's no bravery there, or taking risks
Shan: ask neelaysh
Shan: he'll sourly vent about it as long as you can imagine
Gwynnie: haha
Gwynnie: i see
Shan: :(
Gwynnie: ?
Shan: i'm bored
Gwynnie: oh good lord
Shan: you know gwynnie, you're one of those people
Shan: where it is incredibly easy
Gwynnie: ?
Shan: to imagine
Shan: your facial expressions
Shan: while chatting
Gwynnie: oh yeah
Gwynnie: well
Gwynnie: what does my face look like
Gwynnie: NOW?!
Shan: stupid?
Shan: ha!
Shan: gotcha!
Gwynnie: ......
Shan: :D
Gwynnie: it does now
Gwynnie: not*
Gwynnie: bad typo there ><
Shan: yes
Shan: yes that was
Shan: but thats ok
Shan: its comically satisfying
Shan: :D
Gwynnie: *rolls eyes8
Shan: see
Shan: i can TOTALLY picture you rolling your eyes
Shan: you have very defined facial expressions
Gwynnie: of course i do
Gwynnie: i'm a very defined person
Gwynnie: duh
Shan: you're also rather conceited
Shan: but most white people are
Shan: so i'll forgive it
Gwynnie: ..........
Gwynnie: CURSE ON YOUR LUCK
Shan: you can't do that all the time!
Gwynnie: Megan Fox will NEVER
Shan: thats unfair!
Gwynnie: look at you
Gwynnie: well, most white people are unfair
Shan: I KNEW IT!
Gwynnie: triumphant smirk
Gwynnie: ha
Gwynnie: i still win
Shan: bigoted albino, melanin challenged, skin cancer prone, *grumble grumble*
Gwynnie: rolls eyes
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Shan: how are you not filled
Shan: with indignant fury
Shan: that prop 8 got passed
Shan: ????
Gwynnie: believe me, i am.
Gwynnie: in fact, i believe my words at dinner were
Gwynnie: "i cannot fucking believe that california is still so fucking stupid"
Gwynnie: at least prop 4 got shot down
Shan: i have mixed feelings about that
Shan: if they had to tell their parents
Shan: it'd atleast make people think more
Shan: before having sex
Shan: one would hope anyways
Shan: the projected voter turnout seems to be quite a bit larger than it was 4 years ago
Shan: dunno the percentage though
Gwynnie: yeah
Gwynnie: still
Gwynnie: come on, california
Gwynnie: i feel bad
Shan: oh well
Gwynnie: because originally, oregon was only leaning obama
Shan: there's still new york
Gwynnie: so i was like
Gwynnie: shit
Gwynnie: i should vote in oregon
Gwynnie: but it went strong
Gwynnie: so i feel like i should i have voted CA absentee ><
Shan: did you know rohit didn't vote at all?
Gwynnie: ...........
Gwynnie: isn't he definitely over 18?
Shan: not only that
Shan: he's registered to vote too
Gwynnie: .......
Shan: he CHOSE not to vote
Gwynnie: WHAT THE HELL?!
Shan: Neil (6:40 PM): like his parents are rich so they would get an income tax raise from obama so he doesnt want to vote for him
Neil (6:40 PM): but he cant vote for mccain either so he just wont vote
Neil (6:41 PM): and ignored all the other issues at hand
Gwynnie: facepalm
Gwynnie: he could have voted on the props!!!!!!!
Shan: i kno!
Gwynnie: akdaksdfhaksfhaskjdfhksfd
Shan: Neil (10:03 PM): but gwynnie was the one trying to make palash watch lesbian porn
Neil (10:06 PM): plus gwynnie and palash agreed that gwynnie could experiment with her lesbian friends as long as she took a video and sent it back to palash
Neil (10:06 PM): or something like that
Shan: gwynnie
Shan: you
Shan: are anything
Shan: BUT
Shan: innocent
Gwynnie: .....
Gwynnie: um
Shan: you filthy filthy girl!
Gwynnie: i didn't make him watch it
Gwynnie: jen did
Shan: you realize
Shan: this isn't helping all your cases
Gwynnie: shrugs
Shan: you know
Shan: if we replaced the word popcorn
Shan: with palash
Shan: in your status
Shan: that'd be wild
Shan: O_o
Gwynnie: .....
Gwynnie: EW
Gwynnie: no butter
Gwynnie: shan
Gwynnie: i hereby
Gwynnie: curse you
Gwynnie: with bad boy luck
Gwynnie: i am eating popcorn
Gwynnie: with
Gwynnie: 3 tbs
Gwynnie: of butter
Gwynnie: on it =D
Shan: i hope you bloat -.-
Shan: wait
Shan: i don't need luck with boys
Shan: neelaysh is the one who "gets all the guys"
Gwynnie: LOL
Gwynnie: ???
Shan: you've never heard that?
Gwynnie: no!
Shan: he's said it 10000 times
Gwynnie: tell me!
Shan: he insists
Shan: that he could get any guy he wanted
Gwynnie: my brother
Gwynnie: would not go for him
Gwynnie: he's straight
Shan: oh, how little you know
Shan: neelaysh has been working on him for months
Gwynnie: rolls eyes
Shan: ever since the multicultural dance at harker
Gwynnie: i'm sure
Shan: yep
Gwynnie: ...
Gwynnie: no.
Shan: lolll
Gwynnie: so how is your love life faring after my curse?
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Shan: you only cursed the male part...
Shan: though its flattering that you think i'd see results this quickly
Shan: and there is no male part to begin with!
Gwynnie: =]
Shan: hmph
Shan: you watch lady
Shan: i'll corrupt palash in way that'll make your toes curl
Shan: and i'll get my revenge
Shan: you'll see
Gwynnie: ....
Gwynnie: oh god
Gwynnie: you two ARE gay!
Gwynnie: sobs
Gwynnie: why wouldn't he tell me?!
Gwynnie: i was wondering what you meant when you said
Gwynnie: palash was a randy boy or something like that
Gwynnie: and now i know!
Shan: ha!
Shan: in your face!
Shan: he'll never love you like he loves me
Gwynnie: ...
Gwynnie: i'd hope not
Gwynnie: that would hurt like hell
Gwynnie: =D
Shan: .....
Shan: ><
Gwynnie: Gwynnie: 1000000, Shan: 0
Gwynnie: can you see my cackling face?
Shan: i assume it looks very much like your crazy face
Shan: so yeah
Gwynnie: ...
Gwynnie: there is no such thing
Gwynnie: as a "crazy" face
Shan: not in normal people, no
Gwynnie: ...
Shan: Gwynnie: 1000000, Shan: 10
Gwynnie: hahahah
Gwynnie: indeed
Gwynnie: i got sexiled earlier today
Gwynnie: ><
Shan: isn't your roommate a lesbian?
Gwynnie: it was pretty funny though
Gwynnie: NO
Gwynnie: she's bi
Gwynnie: and she's dating
Gwynnie: my friend from camp
Gwynnie: so technically
Gwynnie: i hooked them up
Gwynnie: good job, me.
Gwynnie: looks very annoyed with self
Shan: well?
Shan: did you at least listen so that you could pick up tips for when you visit palash?
Shan: he did express interest in trying new things
Shan: ....i wasn't supposed to tell you that
Shan: nvm!
Gwynnie: ....
Gwynnie: trying what?
Gwynnie: they are like
Gwynnie: the least hot couple
Gwynnie: i have ever met
Shan: i meant techniques, not beauty tips
Gwynnie: let's put it this way
Shan: yeesh
Gwynnie: i know
Gwynnie: i know they're "kissing"
Shan: kissing what?
Shan: :D
Gwynnie: whenever i hear a noise that sounds like someone slapping a dead fish against a refrigerator
Gwynnie: anything
Shan: *gags*
Gwynnie: it's like someone is trying to unclog a toilet
Gwynnie: or something
Shan: of all the metaphors to use
Gwynnie: gross, to say the least
Shan: what is the matter with you?!
Gwynnie: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
Gwynnie: and they do that
Gwynnie: ALL THE TIME
Gwynnie: IN FRONT OF ME
Gwynnie: you have not suffered like i have
Shan: no
Shan: but apparently
Shan: my close friends have
Gwynnie: especially after i told them off...
Shan: in the last 2 years
Gwynnie: haha
Shan: mostly rohit though
Gwynnie: rolls eyes
Shan: because we just loved annoying him
Shan: it was so easy too
Shan: and now, the job has been passed on to you
Gwynnie: ew
Gwynnie: no
Gwynnie: i have class
Shan: from what palash tells me
Shan: i highty doubt that
Gwynnie: ........
Gwynnie: what does THAT mean?
Shan: Palash (7:44 PM): whats a little hickey here and there?

Shan: very classy
Gwynnie: ahem
Gwynnie: that was HIM
Gwynnie: not me
Gwynnie: did you see anything on HIS neck
Gwynnie: no
Shan: he didn't say who had the hickeys
Gwynnie: exactly
Shan: and yes i have
Shan: seen something on his neck
Gwynnie: well, i didn't mean to
Shan: *a noise that sounds like someone slapping a dead fish against a refrigerator*
Gwynnie: .........
Gwynnie: who are you making out with?
Shan: no
Shan: that was
Shan: no
Shan: that was a
Gwynnie: =D
Shan: dammit!
Gwynnie: pwned.
Gwynnie: Gwynnie: 1000001, Shan: 1
Shan: 10!
Shan: im at 10!
Gwynnie: you lost 9 points
Shan: my score can't go down?~
Gwynnie: for being a doofus
Shan: NO!
Shan: your FACE
Shan: WELL
Gwynnie: oh, you want me to make it
Gwynnie: NEGATIVE?
Shan: YOUR SCORE SHOULD GO DOWN
Shan: TO LIKE
Shan: NEGATIVE 1000
Gwynnie: this conversation is ridiculous.
Gwynnie: clearly
Shan: BECAUSE YOURE WHITE
Gwynnie: i am the winner
Gwynnie: OH YEAH
Gwynnie: well
Shan: ....
Shan: i'm waiting
Gwynnie: that was too perverted.
Gwynnie: i could win
Gwynnie: but
Gwynnie: it would destroy my rep
Shan: typical white move
Shan: hiding behind big words
Gwynnie: hmm
Shan: with no back up
Gwynnie: no
Gwynnie: i have a lame back up
Gwynnie: but not as good
Gwynnie: let me just say
Gwynnie: that
Gwynnie: the first people who moved into India from the north
Gwynnie: were white
Gwynnie: oh, what now
Shan: ...no they weren't
Shan: they were very brown
Gwynnie: they moved from the west
Shan: and back then
Gwynnie: the aryans
Gwynnie: moved from the north
Shan: the aryans weren't white
Gwynnie: and WHITE americans
Gwynnie: just elected obama
Gwynnie: did the indians do that/
Gwynnie: no
Shan: yes
Shan: they did
Gwynnie: what now
Shan: if it werent for the indians
Gwynnie: really?
Gwynnie: my stats say
Shan: and other minorities
Shan: obama would have lost
Gwynnie: ROHIT DIDN'T
Gwynnie: so
Gwynnie: therefore
Shan: yeah, rohits an exception
Gwynnie: your point is moot
Shan: lets settle this with a contest
Gwynnie: i would say rohit could be used to argue that
Gwynnie: he wants to be white
Gwynnie: with his BLUE EYED contacts
Shan: spend 10 hours in the sun
Shan: first one to get sunburned
Shan: is the loser
Shan: :P
Gwynnie: no
Gwynnie: that is ridiculous
Gwynnie: COOK OFF
Shan: indian. cook off
Gwynnie: you cook something from india
Gwynnie: i'll cook something from france
Gwynnie: white vs. indian
Shan: i have to look up my recipie for white girl curry
Shan: of course that means you wont be around to see the outcome
Shan: seeing as i'd have to dice you
Gwynnie: well, in france, we aren't cannibals
Gwynnie: we have more
Gwynnie: CLASS than that
Shan: france
Shan: is a pretentious
Shan: snobby
Gwynnie: has a top model
Shan: disgusting country
Gwynnie: as the president's wife
Shan: a brainless twit in charge
Shan: brilliant
Gwynnie: psh
Gwynnie: he got the hot girl
Gwynnie: that's all that matters
Gwynnie: and they have better movies
Shan: WHAT?!
Gwynnie: so
Gwynnie: take that!
Shan: BULLSHIT
Shan: BULL. SHIT
Gwynnie: yes
Gwynnie: nope
Shan: BOLLYWOOD IS THE MOST SUCCESSFULT MOVIE MAKING INDUSTRY IN THE FUCKING WORLD
Gwynnie: commercially succesful
Gwynnie: successful*
Gwynnie: but not like
Gwynnie: the best quality
Shan: off the top of your head
Gwynnie: is french cinema
Shan: name an french movie that has won an oscar
Shan: in the next 10 seconds
Gwynnie: amelie.
Shan: dammit
Gwynnie: HA
Gwynnie: HAHAHAHAHA
Gwynnie: which was the one that beat out
Gwynnie: oh yeah, what was it
Gwynnie: LAGAAN
Gwynnie: TAKE THAT
Gwynnie: okay
Gwynnie: i need to go rest
Shan: loll
Gwynnie: winning so epically
Gwynnie: is exhausting
Shan: yeah you need rest
Shan: that way you'll taste better
Shan: when i cut you up
Shan: and mix you
Shan: into my curry
Shan: BWAHAHAHA
Gwynnie: you need to paste this on your blog
Shan: oh so THIS is allowed to be pasted?
Gwynnie: it is an amazingly stupid conversation
Shan: and not you wanting to be in a porno with palash?
Shan: HYPOCRITE
Gwynnie: I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN A PORNO WITH PALASH
Gwynnie: PORN IS CRUDE AND GROSS AND MISOGYNISTIC
Shan: SO WAS SHASPEARE IN HIS TIME
Gwynnie: well
Shan: AND WE HAVE WHOLE INSTITUTIONS DEVOTED TO HIS WORK
Gwynnie: do i like him
Shan: nobody cares what you think
Shan: its what history thinks that matters
Gwynnie: ...
Shan: HA!
Gwynnie: whatever
Gwynnie: lol
Shan: Gwynnie: 100000000 Shan: 11
Shan: OWNED
Shan: :P
Shan: man that was fun
Shan: i haven't typed so much consecutive nonsense in months
Gwynnie: ahaha
Gwynnie: indeed
Gwynnie: and
Gwynnie: la vie en rose
Gwynnie: JUST WON
Gwynnie: hahahahaha
Shan: just won what?
Gwynnie: um
Gwynnie: academy award
Gwynnie: best actress
Gwynnie: hehehe
Shan: the oscars are in january...
Gwynnie: no
Gwynnie: for last year
Shan: so it didn't JUST win
Shan: it won 8 months ago
Shan: sorry, i forgot white people were slow
Shan: i shoulda translated
Shan: into normal people talk
Gwynnie: ...
Gwynnie: i am laughing too hard
Gwynnie: to type anything else
Gwynnie: paste this
Gwynnie: it needs to be shared
Gwynnie: i mean
Gwynnie: i'll get my ass kicked
Gwynnie: but obviously i don't mean it
Gwynnie: especially considering i am more indian than aneesh Oo
Shan: thats not hard
Shan: even laura is more indian than aneesh
Shan: and laura's whiter than colgate toothpaste
Shan: O_o i should save that metaphor
Shan: that was brilliant!
Gwynnie: ...
Gwynnie: no, it wasn
Gwynnie: t
Gwynnie: colgate
Gwynnie: is BLUE
Shan: ....
Shan: what are you smoking?
Shan: besides palash's "pipe"
Shan: LOL
Shan: the original colgate
Shan: is white
Gwynnie: looks disgusted
Gwynnie: ugh
Shan: Palash (11:34 PM): hahahaahahahahahahah
Palash (11:34 PM): nice one
Shan: palash and i
Shan: are clearly on the same page
Gwynnie: ...
Shan: you know what
Shan: this entire day's conversation belongs on facebook
Shan: blogspot*
Gwynnie: hahah
Gwynnie: i posted too
Gwynnie: less funny though