Ah Nostalgia

Often-times, if I ever get TOO depressed because i'm so lonely and bored, as lame as it may sound, i dig up chat logs with you all from 2 or 3 years ago and read them. Its things like these that make me smile..

11:04:40 AM Rohit: well if u cut ure hand off(or rather when u cut ure hand off) ure childre (most likely nonexistent) will still have 2 hands
11:05:17 AM Shan: if you cut YOUR hand off, YOUR children will still have 2 hands
11:05:20 AM Shan: jesus christ
11:05:26 AM Shan: u suck at basic grammar
11:05:27 AM Rohit: ureure ureure
11:05:32 AM Shan: oh thats matrue
11:05:34 AM Shan: *mature
11:05:36 AM Rohit: well, im not going to type ur
11:05:44 AM Rohit: thats just retarded
11:06:16 AM Shan: you're just retarded
11:06:30 AM Shan: (note the CORRECT use of you're)
11:06:42 AM Shan: (stands for YOU ARE)
11:06:43 AM Rohit: shut up
11:06:51 AM Rohit: i know what ure means
11:06:57 AM Rohit: jeez
11:07:21 AM Rohit: my life mission from now on will be to find grammatical errors in UR ims
11:07:29 AM Rohit: happy?
11:07:37 AM Rohit: jeez
11:08:49 AM Shan: you'll be looking for a long time, sir
11:09:00 AM Shan: because there are none
11:09:35 AM Rohit: we will just see then, wont we?
11:10:13 AM Shan: congrats
11:10:16 AM Shan: u made my profile
11:10:22 AM Shan: *won't
11:10:27 AM Shan: don't forget the apostrophe
11:10:34 AM Rohit: screw you
11:10:38 AM Shan: please don't
11:10:41 AM Shan: thats considered homo
11:10:50 AM Rohit: retard
11:11:17 AM Shan: and that's considered politically incorrect
11:11:46 AM Rohit: dammit
11:13:08 AM Rohit: SHIT, i don't know how to edit my p[rofile
11:13:12 AM Rohit: DAMMIT
Shan (11:09 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
Shan (11:09 PM): ROFL
Shan (11:09 PM): ROFL
[...]
11:16:52 AM Shan: yes well
11:16:52 AM Rohit (Autoreply): Getting fatter
11:17:10 AM Shan: oh, don't let me interrupt your eating spree
11:17:17 AM Rohit: lol
11:17:31 AM Shan: by all means eat till you bloat like a goodyear blimp
11:17:51 AM Rohit: that aint to far away
11:17:53 AM Shan: ooh that was good
11:17:58 AM Shan: I'm going to put that in my pf too
11:18:01 AM Rohit: no
11:18:03 AM Rohit: NO
11:18:10 AM Shan: heh heh
11:21:32 AM Rohit: heyt
11:21:53 AM Rohit: ure profile is baised
11:21:56 AM Shan: heyt?
11:21:59 AM Shan: heyt??!!
11:22:05 AM Shan: what the hell is heyt?
11:22:14 AM Rohit: SCREW YOU
11:22:40 AM Shan: and its YOUR
11:22:41 AM Shan: IDIOT
11:22:43 AM Shan: NOT URE
11:22:52 AM Shan: YOU ARE PROFILE IS BIASED????
11:23:30 AM Rohit: OK

11:23:35 AM Rohit: SHAN THERE IS A LIMIT
11:44:31 AM Shan: you know
11:44:40 AM Shan: that's only going to endear people to my side
11:44:43 AM Shan: and not yours
11:44:47 AM Shan: you realize that, right?
11:44:50 AM Rohit: NO IT ISNT
11:44:56 AM Rohit: NOONE READS MY PROFILE
11:45:00 AM Shan: isn't*
11:45:06 AM Shan: remember your apostrophes
11:45:11 AM Rohit: SHUT UP
[...]
7:14:18 PM Rohit: hey
7:14:24 PM Rohit: ask me questions
7:14:44 PM Shan: how old are you?
7:14:49 PM Rohit: o come on
7:14:51 PM Shan: what is your favorite color?
7:14:56 PM Shan: are you old?
7:15:07 PM Shan: what do u want to be when you grow up?
7:15:11 PM Rohit: ask me bio questions relevant to bio chapters 22-25 in our bio book
7:15:13 PM Shan: oh
7:15:18 PM Rohit: screw you
[...]
5:57:28 PM Rohit: dude
5:57:37 PM Rohit: ur so.... loving?
5:58:24 PM Shan: ummm
5:58:25 PM Shan: what?
5:58:45 PM Rohit: well, im saying that you show your feelings well...
5:58:48 PM Rohit: lol
5:58:57 PM Rohit: but im trying to say it in a bad way
5:59:02 PM Shan: ....
5:59:05 PM Shan: are you gay?
[...]

12:10:57 PM Rohit: define fun in a sentence
12:11:39 PM Shan: Fun is feeling you get when you're doing something you're not supposed to, and do it anyways because you want to
12:11:44 PM Rohit: im editing my prof cause some people are beingstupid
12:14:26 PM Shan: ...
12:14:32 PM Shan: why dont the both of u
12:18:38 PM Shan: study
12:18:40 PM Shan: for finals
12:18:44 PM Rohit: i am
12:18:45 PM Shan: instead of wasting MY time
12:18:49 PM Rohit: but i have to finish this
12:19:08 PM Rohit: ive been workingonthis for 15 min
12:19:13 PM Rohit: 5 more min
12:19:13 PM Rohit: then im done
12:19:14 PM Shan: ....rohit
12:19:19 PM Shan: ok fne whatever
12:19:21 PM Shan: dont bug me
12:19:22 PM Shan: not now
12:19:24 PM Rohit: lol
12:19:26 PM Rohit: kk
12:19:28 PM Shan: bye
12:19:32 PM Rohit: bye
...
3:04:51 PM Rohit: new adium update
3:04:59 PM Rohit: now im beating u so u can beat neil
3:06:14 PM Shan: i...updated my adium...this morning..?
3:06:18 PM Shan: idiot
3:06:21 PM Rohit: dammit
3:06:23 PM Rohit: SHIT
3:06:26 PM Shan: ...
3:06:29 PM Rohit: and here i was
3:06:32 PM Rohit: ok
3:06:38 PM Rohit: im done :P
3:07:03 PM Rohit: did you beat neil?
3:07:07 PM Shan: at..
3:07:13 PM Rohit: the update
3:07:21 PM Rohit: u were pissed that day i came to ur house
3:07:31 PM Rohit: cause neil beats you at the updates
3:07:32 PM Shan: ....
3:07:41 PM Shan: WE HAVE FINALS NEXT WEEK
3:07:47 PM Rohit: lol
3:07:49 PM Shan: CAN WE ALL JUST FREAKING STUDY
3:07:55 PM Shan: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
3:07:59 PM Rohit: ill stop bothering u
3:08:01 PM Rohit: ...
3:08:04 PM Rohit: :'(


I was laughing so hard after i read these, i pretty much fell off my bed and onto the hardwood floor.